Rick Santorum: only 51 cities?
Herman Cain: i dislike you. I don’t know why, but I do.
Ron Paul: liberty—you are an odd bean. I agree with you on foreign policy, but nothing else.
Mitt Romney: Stop flip-flopping. That’s not cool. And stop attacking Barack Obama. Also, aren’t you unemployed right now?
Michele Bachmann: the straw poll doesn’t send a message to DC.
TPaw: are you going to get all Jesus on me? Just stop. Just…stop. We’re not losing freedom. Shut your fucking mouth.
Jon Huntsman: thanks for playing. I like you. Way to be the moderate. Clear winner.
Newt Gingrich: Thanking Fox News, despite him hating them.
Everyone else: losing.